1. Shoes are only a few dollars at a bowling alley, happy shopping! 

2. If you have a sweet tooth, just go into Coldstone Creamery and sample the flavors until you’re full, or get asked to leave.

3. If your car is dirty, don’t get it washed, just buy a new one! New cars are always so clean. 

4. Thirsty? Go to a bar and have a stranger buy you a drink.

5. Want to save money on gas? Sell your car! You don’t need gas if you don’t have a car.