5 Signs It’s ‘That Time of the Month’

Ladies, we’ve been dealing with it for almost as long as we
can remember. Every month we get our favorite little visitor who leaves a wake
of destruction in her path. And we always know when she’s about to make an appearance.

Here are five sure-fire signs it’s ‘that time of the month’.

Men, if you notice any of these signs, duck and cover.
You’ve been warned.

1. When
an X-Large, X-cheese, two-topping pizza AND breadsticks from Dominos
 isn’t enough food … for just you






2. Feeling like you
gained 50 pounds over night






3. The store is all
out of your favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry’s






4. Someone says, “You’re going to wear that?”






5. Someone has the
nerve to ask you if you’re PMS’ing